- What are a shark’s favorite sunglasses?
- I had to drive my girlfriend to the Optometrist because she was having vision issues.
- What did the Optician’s wife tell the Optician?
- What do you call an Optometrist on a boat?
- Why did the cell phone go to the Optometrist?
Answers
- Ray-Bans
- Turns out she was seeing other people.
- Stop it you are making a spectacle.
- A see Captain.
- It needed contacts.