- Where can you always locate the eye?
Exactly between H and J.
- What excuse did the lens give to the police officer when he was caught speeding?
He said, “I’ve been framed, sir.”
- What did the sailor say to the optometrist?
He said, “Eye! Eye! Captain.”
- How does it feel to wake up every morning?
It’s an eye-opening experience.
- Have you heard about the man that got some salt in his eyes?
Now it’s become see salt.