Are you Joking?


  1. Where can you always locate the eye?

Exactly between H and J.

  1. What excuse did the lens give to the police officer when he was caught speeding?

He said, “I’ve been framed, sir.”

  1. What did the sailor say to the optometrist?

He said, “Eye! Eye! Captain.”

  1. How does it feel to wake up every morning?

It’s an eye-opening experience.

  1. Have you heard about the man that got some salt in his eyes?

Now it’s become see salt.


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