Are You Joking?

1. Why did the alien visit the optometrist before other humans?
He knew the optometrist would be OK with making contacts.

2. Why didn’t the optometrist evacuate during the hurricane?
The optometrist wanted to examine the eye

3. Where does an optometrist go on vacation?
Paradise Eye-land

4. Why don’t optometrists use tape measures?
They are really good at eyeballing it.

5. What is the optometrist’s ideal date?
Staying in and retina movie.



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