1. Why wear glasses when doing Math?

It improves di-vision

2. Where does bad light end up?

In Prism

3. What do you call a potato wearing glasses?

A-spec-tater

4. Why do bee-keepers have such beautiful eyes?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee holder

5. What has 4 eyes and a mouth?

The Mississippi River

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