Are You Joking?

1. What do you call an optician living on an Alaskan island?
An optical Aleutian

2. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?
Because she couldn’t control her pupils

3. Why did the guy try to avoid eye surgery by rubbing ketchup in his eyes?
He heard that Heinz site was 20/20.

4. At what elevation is your sight the best?
Sea level

5. How are eye doctors and teachers the same?
They both spend their days testing pupils.



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