Q.Who is scared the cranberry?
A. The boo berry

Q. What’s a running turkey called?
A. Fast food

Q. Knock knock
who’s there.?
Dewey
Dewey who?
Dowey have to wait long to eat

Q. How did the salt and pepper welcome all the guests?
A. By saying “seasonings greetings”

Q. Why do turkeys gobble?
A. Because they never learned table manners

Q. What is a turkey’s favorite Thanksgiving food?
A. Nothing it’s already stuffed

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