Are you joking?

  1. What do you call a blind Optometrist?

 

  1. Why did the Optometrist set the clock to military time?

 

  1. My Optometrist likes to make eye puns…

 

  1. What should you do if drinking coffee hurts your eyes?

 

  1. Why did the tree have bad eyesight?

 

 

Answers

  1. Eyeronic
  2. To see 20:20
  3. They keep getting cornea and cornea.
  4. Take the spoon out of the cup.
  5. It had a stickmatism.

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