Just for something a little light-hearted.
- What do you call a passive aggressive ogre with one eye?
- Why was the one eyed teacher fired?
- What did the one eye say to the other eye?
- I needed to go to the optometrist the other day, guess who I bumped into?
- How many optometrist does it take to change a lightbulb?
- A Sightcylops
- He only had one good pupil
- Between you and me, something smells.
- Is it one or two? One… Or two.