Are you joking?

Just for something a little light-hearted. 

  1. What do you call a passive aggressive ogre with one eye? 
  1. Why was the one eyed teacher fired? 
  1. What did the one eye say to the other eye? 
  1. I needed to go to the optometrist the other day, guess who I bumped into? 
  1. How many optometrist does it take to change a lightbulb?




  1. A Sightcylops
  2. He only had one good pupil
  3. Between you and me, something smells.
  4. Everyone
  5. Is it one or two? One… Or two.


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